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Oklahoma State Cabinet
What current or former OSU players and coaches would be most fit to run the country? The answers are obvious.
President – Mike Gundy
Vice President – John Smith
Secretary of State – Robin Ventura
Secretary of the Treasury – Not Mike Holder. Really though, Desmond.
Secretary of Defense – Anybody but Joe DeForest basically. But really…Melvin Sanders
Secretary of Justice – Lucien Antoine (because when your nickname is “The Punisher”…)
Secretary of the Interior – Dana (oh, I thought it said “interior receiver”)
Secretary of Agriculture – Big Country (duh)
Secretary of Commerce – Hart Lee Dykes (suggested by @u2runfar and it slayed me, great work)
Secretary of Labor – IMac
Secretary of Health and Human Services – Nobody on our current training staff.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – John Potter (some of you old timers will get that)
Secretary of Transportation – Tony Allen (just for the unintentional comedy)
Secretary of Energy – Boone
Secretary of Education – Billy Bajema
Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Weeden (duh)
Secretary of Homeland Security – Prentiss Elliott
White House Chief of Staff – Gottlieb
United States Ambassador to the United Nations – Yves Batoba (of course!)
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