Football
Pistols Firing season awards (Part I)
Best uni combo, player of the year, worst hair, funniest quote, most incredible officiating call, and much more.
Everybody’s doing it, right?
I thought I should make a list of season-long awards for Oklahoma State football.
Think of it as an uber-superlatives list for the entirety of the year.
Player of the year
Caleb Lavey — I don’t know how he was left off the All-Big 12 first team by the coaches on Wednesday but I know what I watched all season. He was elite. One of the best defensive seasons in recent memory at OSU. As has been pointed out, he had a Manti Te’o-like season:
.@Jake_Trotter yep, Manti Te'o finished 2nd in the Heisman & Caleb Lavey had better numbers. #okstate pic.twitter.com/M54UBI6HAL
— Big D (@OSUMaverick) December 11, 2013
Coach of the year
Glenn Spencer — Spencer should have run away with this but I actually considered Joe Wickline as well. Maybe he was just trolling us with the first four games but the difference in those and the last eight was startling. You can’t deny Spencer here, though.
Worst hair
Dan Mullen — Shockingly Gundy’s “I haven’t cut this bad boy since we lost to WVU” look lost out here. But when you have the wing tips flowing over the visors, it’s hard to get beat.
Sweet hair, Dan – pic.twitter.com/BKs4ibsFGX
— Pistols Firing (@pistolsguys) August 31, 2013
Best hair
Kye Staley — Duh.
Via @OSUathletics, that's a pretty sweet Pistol Pete haircut Kye Staley has today: pic.twitter.com/PZbwfjGVE0
— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) August 31, 2013
Best good GIF
Best bad GIF
Best Dana GIF
Play that makes me want to die
The swing pass — Like I said after the Baylor game, I get it now. Mark Travis of CRFF explained that OSU does it to stretch the defense so run-away-from-the-cops Chelf can do his thing up the middle. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
Play that makes me want to live
Flea-flicker — I don’t forsee a scenario in the near future when this isn’t my favorite play.
Uni Heisman
Justin Gilbert — Might need to memorialize this thing and retire it. Might need to re-name it the “Justin Gilbert award.”
Craziest stat
Oklahoma State is three games from playing for two national titles in three years. It was favored by an average of…
…are you ready for this…
…I don’t think you are…
20 points in each of those games. Gulp.
Best uni combo
It isn’t close.
Worst uni combo
It isn’t close.
Biggest disappointment
Jeremy Smith — Here are players who had a better yards per carry average than him: Clint Chelf, JW Walsh, Desmond Roland, and Josh Stewart. And Kye Staley nearly did. I’m bummed for him because he hung around for a long time, finally got his shot, and it didn’t work out. I don’t think it killed OSU’s season but it sure did crush any shot he had at the NFL.
Biggest surprise
Jhajuan Seales — He was a beast all season. It’s crazy to me that he only had two receiving TDs but he’ll be “the guy” next year if Josh Stewart leaves.
Best performance
Clint Chelf against Baylor — 19/25 for 370 and three TDs plus 48 yards receiving against one of the best defenses in the Big 12 in 25-degree weather with the Big 12 title on the line (at the time). Juevos. Big ones.
Best Tweeter
Chelf, for these two tweets alone.
@pistolsguy best twitter moment goes to @Cchelf10 along with the video of his teammates saying his name wrong. pic.twitter.com/jo4DfKftkZ
— Alex Moore (@_alexandramoore) December 11, 2013
@ESPNMag #CaptionContest I should have thrown it to someone else #CaptainHindsight
— Clint Chelf (@Cchelf10) November 18, 2013
Most ridiculous Big 12 refs call
This one — And my goodness, the list was lengthy.
Craziest quote
Gus — About Clint Chelf in the Texas Tech game. “He’s got get-away-from-the-cops speed.”
Best quote
UTSA’s safety – They are completely different from any other team we have played. They were amazing. (NewsOK)
Funniest quote
Mrs. Pistols halfway through the Kansas State game: “Why are we ranked?”
Best photo
This one was spectacular. Still not sure how 81 came down with it.
Photo Attribution: USATSI
Best streak
51 straight games of 20+ points. I love this streak if only because the team OSU is chasing is arguably the best of my lifetime (early 2000s USC).
Worst streak
The 1,000-yard rusher streak — If OSU had started the year with Des Roland at RB it would be alive and well, but it didn’t and so Roland needs 260 in the bowl game to extend. So it’s over.
Part II coming on Friday
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