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Texas Tech game superlatives

Uni Heisman, best player, winners, losers, and play I think OSU could run on ever down.

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Photo Attribution: USATSI

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Winners: Coeds (Tech wins, you get Kliff, OSU wins, you get Chelf — thus, you always win), Big 12 fans (Big 12 football is BACK!), Jeremy Seaton and his surreal TD percentage, Gundy (told y’all Chelf could run!), and this tweet about the Lyndell Johnson ejection.

Losers: Foxes (where were they?), everybody who dressed up for Halloween, especially you Mr. green-leotard-wearing guy, Jeremy Smith (I feel bad for him), Kingsbury’s “98” signs (burn ’em!), and Tech (gone from the Big 12 race).

Best hair: Kingsbury

Best team: Gundy

Advantage: Gundy

Thing I might have been the only one to notice: OSU’s helmets look red. Really, they do. I don’t know if they look like that in real life but they looked blood red at times on TV.

Best player: Chelf — that was easily the most complete, best performance we’ve seen from an OSU QB all year. And really, it’s what you should expect from an OSU QB that isn’t going to play in the NFL like Weeden. Give him the reins, Gundy, give him the reins.

Doesn’t get enough love: Lyndell Johnson — I know he got tossed and subsequently un-tossed but he’s a freak. He was the only player on OSU who had a prayer at covering Jace Amaro. It wasn’t answered but at least he offered it up.

Worst call (I’ve ever seen): This was blown because the refs said his forward progress stopped. He was still going forward!

Uni Heisman: This is weird but I’m going to give it to Josh Stewart (photo above). His yoga pants under his football pants are bizarre — you usually see full-on leggings — but I sort of like the style. He keeps it pretty clean other than that, which I like.

Favorite screwed up name: “JW Smith” — does he hang out with Kyle Stanley?

Best dance: Texas Tech’s defensive coordinator (this was on the Chelf rollout TD):

Stat of the game: Chelf’s two TDs through the air and on the ground were a first for an OSU QB since Zac did it against A&M in 2008. He did it four times in his career.

Heart-attack-inducing player of the game (and season): Ben Grogan. ALL OF THE UPRIGHTS!

Thing I think I think because I would be the worst offensive coordinator ever: Marcell Ateman could run 10 straight 10-yard comebacks on every drive. Why would this not work?

Dude I wish was on our squad: Jace Amaro is a man. Odds we can Craigslist or eBay one of those before that Florida State game next season?

Weird comparison of the game: Charles Davis compared Josh Stewart to Robert Woods at USC. Does that work? I thought it was pretty odd.

Prettiest play: I’m a sucker for flea-flickers…

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