The 8 Stages Of Mike Gundy’s Mullet

Mike Gundy called his mullet on Wednesday a “millennial mullet.” I have no idea what that means, but I thought it might be fun to see how this baby has progressed since it was first unveiled on Big 12 Media Days in July. Here’s a look at Stage 1 in Dallas before fall camp.

Stage 1

It is but a shadow of what it will become. A nice unveiling but little else. Also a fun surprise for those boring, sluggish media sessions.

Stage 2

This is the end of fall camp. He’s alive. I think the top got a trim. It’s starting to round into form. You can tell he’s really readying it for Big 12 play.

Stage 3

 

We’re really riding hard now as OSU preps for Puttsburgh. He looks full Sonic the Hedgehog for the last non-conference game.

Stage 4

It’s really starting to flow here as OSU enters Big 12 play. You can see it grasping at the back of his neck.

Stage 5

It’s beginning to touch his shirt collar. This is when it first started resembling all the t-shirts that were made in his honor.

Stage 6

OK we’re all systems go at this point. It’s running down his back. The front is as big as the back.

Stage 7

YES!

Stage 8

I mean that is an honest-to-God full-on mullet. Never cut your hair again, Mike. I want it touching your shoulders for the bowl game.