Boone’s big surprise at Homecoming & Hoops

Boone Pickens is the grand marshal of the finest homecoming in the country and he tweeted on Thursday that he had a surprise for those in attendance at Homecoming & Hoops on Friday night.

I'll be there tomrw & have a surprise planned. Doors open at 8p RT @OSUMBB: Get Pumped! Homecoming & Hoops! http://t.co/wpGuMJZRQw #okstate

— T. Boone Pickens (@boonepickens) October 23, 2014

Of course that set off a string of “I bet this is what Boone has planned for Friday” hypotheticals on Twitter and Facebook (what else are social media for?)

Ford buyout! MT @boonepickens: I'll be there & have a surprise planned. MT @OSUMBB: Homecoming & Hoops! http://t.co/nLKDqljxcq #okstate

— Derek Birdsong (@derekbirdsong) October 23, 2014

https://twitter.com/LandThieves/status/525394262360616960

I made a list of other possibilities this big surprise might be.

• He got divorced and married again at Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth last weekend after a wild night of drinking away the TCU loss.

• He bought Dallas’ NFL team and now owns two teams named the Cowboys.

• He walks out with Oliver Luck and they make a joint announcement that OSU and WVU have swapped Dana for Yurcich. Then Dana walks out and Le’Bryan and Cobbins pour a trash can full of Red Bull on his head at midcourt. Dana does the NaeNae.

• He has paid to expand the College Football Playoff to 56 teams this season so OSU can make it.[1. They still might not make it.]

• He bought Sports Illustrated and is appointing me editor-in-chief.

• He’s running for president.

What do you guys think it is?