It’s the ‘here’s a Dez high school video’ portion of the offseason

We do this every year, you know.

Inevitably, the good folks who run the Internet get bored with basketball or just start jonesing for football and somebody goes and makes a Dez Bryant high school highlight video and we all lose our minds.

It’s not like I’m not going to post such a video, I just wanted to point out what you should be on the lookout for every February-March.

Here’s the most recent one. It’s just disgusting.

Also, here’s a really interesting (and long) open letter from a former agent to Dez[1. I’m glad no agents wrote open letters to Dez in college…then he would have been suspended or something.] about what his future with the Cowboys holds. This was the best part to me:

Your performance has justified a contract near the top of the wide receiver market, which Calvin Johnson sets with the seven-year, $113.45 million extension he received from the Detroit Lions in 2012. $53.25 million of Johnson’s extension was fully guaranteed at signing if the $4.5 million roster bonus from his rookie contract, which was payable on the same day the new deal was executed, is considered as a part of the guaranteed money.

Translation: Dez gonna get paid.[1. If he doesn’t get hurt in 2015.]