New Oklahoma State Commit Braylin Presley’s Highlights Are Ridiculous

Braylin Presley playing high school football is like when you play Madden on rookie as a kid and give your created player 99 speed, acceleration and agility.

Presley committed to Oklahoma State on Wednesday. What are the Cowboys getting in the 5-foot-8, 170-pound Presley? Perhaps the most fun player to watch Oklahoma high school football has seen in a long while.

His junior season highlights for Bixby High School are something to behold. On 222 rushing attempts in 2020, Presley ran for 1,744 yards and 25 touchdowns. He also caught 57 balls for 727 yards and another 10 TDs.

But even those ridiculous stats don’t do the eye test justice. Presley is as shifty as they come and has an innate ability to find holes and fly through them.

Once he bursts past everybody, he does this thing where he shifts down a few gears as he looks behind his shoulder, essentially toying with the poor kids trying to track him down.

It reminds me of Chuba Hubbard watching K-State players struggle behind him on OSU’s ginormous big screen:

The most disgusting highlight comes at 1:11 when he puts a Booker T. Washington defender on his back without even touching him.

Everything is fine:

Everything is not fine:

Enough talking, here are Presley’s junior highlights in full.