Oklahoma State Cabinet

What current or former OSU players and coaches would be most fit to run the country? The answers are obvious.

President – Mike Gundy

Vice President – John Smith

Secretary of State – Robin Ventura

Secretary of the Treasury – Not Mike Holder. Really though, Desmond.

Secretary of Defense – Anybody but Joe DeForest basically. But really…Melvin Sanders

Secretary of Justice – Lucien Antoine (because when your nickname is “The Punisher”…)

Secretary of the Interior – Dana (oh, I thought it said “interior receiver”)

Secretary of Agriculture – Big Country (duh)

Secretary of Commerce – Hart Lee Dykes (suggested by @u2runfar and it slayed me, great work)

Secretary of Labor – IMac

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Nobody on our current training staff.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – John Potter (some of you old timers will get that)

Secretary of Transportation – Tony Allen (just for the unintentional comedy)

Secretary of Energy – Boone

Secretary of Education – Billy Bajema

Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Weeden (duh)

Secretary of Homeland Security – Prentiss Elliott

White House Chief of Staff – Gottlieb

United States Ambassador to the United Nations – Yves Batoba (of course!)