Christien Sager named one of March’s ‘hottest guys’

This is amazing. You can have your ESPN headlines, Marcus, Markel, and Le’Bryan — because Christien Sager has stolen the Cosmo headlines from you.

Sager was named one of Cosmo’s 26 “hottest guys of March Madness.”

Here’s what they had to say about him:

Originally from Texas, Christien looks like a real southern gentleman we’d like to sweep us off our feet.

All I want is for him to sweep up a few boards in garbage time of a rout against Oregon.

Good work though, Christien. You make white former-walk ons across the nation very proud.