Dave Portnoy Gives Ratings for Hideaway Pizza, Eskimo Joe’s Cheese Fries

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As famous as founding Barstool might’ve made Dave Portnoy, his pizza reviews have given him a similar level of notoriety, and he reviewed some Stillwater delicacies on Saturday.

Portnoy is in Stillwater, as the Barstool College Football Show will be live from in front of the Sherman E. Smith Training Center ahead of Oklahoma State’s game against Texas Tech.

In his trip, he visited two Stillwater staples.

(some NSFW language in the video below)

Barstool Pizza Review – Hideaway Pizza (Stillwater, OK) Bonus Eskimo Joe’s Cheese Fry Review https://t.co/qFmhWicJ6v

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 14, 2026

“Now, I love the colors of Oklahoma State,” Portnoy said ahead of his bite of Hideaway. “So far I like Stillwater — it’s the first-time Cowboy hat. I don’t think most people when they’re like, ‘Where’s the best pizza in the country,’ they don’t jump out and say Oklahoma, generally first.”

Upon his bite, Portnoy said it was a better bite than he thought it would be, and then made note there were a lot of people watching him review the pizza before officially giving Hideaway a 7.1 out of 10.

His rankings are all listed. Only one pizza spot has gotten a perfect 10. The 7.1 ranking ties Hideaway for 614th of the 1,144 spots he has reviewed.

Portnoy then made his way to Eskimo Joe’s where he tried some sweet pepper bacon cheese fries and ranch. He noted the fries would be better while inebriated before giving them a 7.4.