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Jordan Sterns Is a Real OSU Fan Now Because His Own Team Gives Him Heart Trouble

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Jordan Sterns has become one of us.

After a 10-tackle performance on Saturday that included a recovered fumble, Sterns noted that the heart palpitations and sweaty palms aren’t monopolized by those of us sitting in the stands.

“I feel really old, really old, like I’m 50 years old and have white hair and I’m going to die of a heart attack,” Sterns told Go Pokes. “Maybe we can get some of these upcoming games under control earlier.”

His head coach agreed.

“Gonna need some heart medicine,” said Mike Gundy.

Oklahoma State has now won its last four conference games even though with one minute left in each one of them, the Cowboys didn’t hold a lead. They were down against OU and Kansas State and tied with Texas and West Virginia.

Cardiac Cowboys indeed.

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